Picture it. Wednesday, July 30th, 12:30 AM
Amy revels in the fact that everyone is in bed and the house is all hers.
Peace and quiet. At last.
Let's check in with everyone else.
Where is Ella?
Unfortunately for her, Amy is oblivious to the fact that her dear daughter is no longer asleep.
12:35 AM - Suddenly, Amy hears a THUMP from upstairs.
Amy blames it on the kittens.
12:42 AM - Amy (still oblivious) hears small footsteps and then a voice from upstairs.
Amy goes to check on Ella and is met by this creature:
Amy (staying calm) asks Ella what she has on her face. Ella replies "chocolate." Amy asks Ella if it possibly could be Amy's make-up. Ella drags Amy to the fridge where she pulls out a container of chocolate frosting. Amy jumps on this prime parenting moment and explains to Ella the difference between the truth and a lie. Amy pats herself on the back for a stellar job well done.
Ella agrees to tell the truth and takes Amy upstairs to show her what is on her face. Ella stops at Spencer's room and says very seriously "Spencer gave me chocolate and told me to put it on my face." Amy tries not to laugh as she realizes the whole truth/lie conversation went right over her head.
Amy takes Ella to Amy's bathroom to question her near the scene of the crime. The evidence being make-up everywhere and dozens of crumpled up tissues with make-up on them all over the floor.
Ella finally tells Amy what she used after about 25 varying stories.
Amy gives Ella a bath. Once all the make-up and hair gel is off, Amy sees this:
Amy realizes her daughter is having an allergic reaction and needs Benadryl. Because Ella is on Amoxicillin and Motrin for strep throat, Amy calls a rude advice nurse who Amy believes cannot possibly have kids.
On the way down the stairs, Amy's daughter said this:
As if it never occurred to Amy at all that Ella should be in bed at 1 in the morning.
The advice nurse okay'd the use of Benadryl. YAY!!!!!
Amy put Ella to bed after taking the Benadryl. Amy stayed up another hour to make sure the rash wasn't spreading.
Guess what time Amy went to bed???
Did Ella sleep in the next day?
Nope. But she did look like this:























